accordingtojamie:

So true. RIP to one of the most amazing vocalists of all time.

accordingtojamie:

So true. RIP to one of the most amazing vocalists of all time.

only reason why i’m reblogging this is cuz it reminds me of my cousin dreyshawn!!!
swear on everything, he makes love to his chicken tenders everytime we go to kfc, or bk, or any of them places.

only reason why i’m reblogging this is cuz it reminds me of my cousin dreyshawn!!!

swear on everything, he makes love to his chicken tenders everytime we go to kfc, or bk, or any of them places.

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this ones for all the 90’s/early 2000s kids out there.
y’all remember slime time live right?
i used to watch this shit every day.
ashley use to watch this shit errrreday. she swore dave aizer was fly at the time, she wanted to marry him. didnt know what it meant to get her freak on at the time but she was destined to do it, at 8 years old! ctfu!!!!!

this ones for all the 90’s/early 2000s kids out there.

y’all remember slime time live right?

i used to watch this shit every day.

ashley use to watch this shit errrreday. she swore dave aizer was fly at the time, she wanted to marry him. didnt know what it meant to get her freak on at the time but she was destined to do it, at 8 years old! ctfu!!!!!

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words from the wisest bitch on 84th, to ashley.
lmao, just kidding but this should remind you of your jmh days!!!!!!
“ah yeah, ashley, get it gurrrrrrrrrrrrl!”
and to think i thought that lunch at rhodes was entertaining!

words from the wisest bitch on 84th, to ashley.

lmao, just kidding but this should remind you of your jmh days!!!!!!

“ah yeah, ashley, get it gurrrrrrrrrrrrl!”

and to think i thought that lunch at rhodes was entertaining!

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my momma was playin this in her house when i walked in the other day. it was awkward as hell and i made note to her.

“baby yo daddy and i, we made you to this song!”

thanks momma, for scarring me for the rest of the day

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This my shit for real!

Shake ya ass.

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You’re locked in a room with the person you last kissed, what happens?
things not suitable for childrens eyes or ears.
 
Ever liked someone whose name started with A?

yeah, antwonn was my first bf.
 
Do you open up about your feelings or close off?
im usually open
 
Do you think two people can last forever?
if its in gods works
 
If you could go back and not date someone you’ve dated, would you?

if i had to pick someone, probably demonte’s stupid ass. but i wouldnt have learned anything from it.
 
Love anyone? 

everyone close to me, and myself.
 
What or who do you WANT in your bed right now?
marquis. :)
 
What if your ex wanted you back? 

my last one? i’d tell him to suck my ass like he did that nasty heffer he picked up from backpage.
 
Have any memories that you’d like to forget?

yeah.
 
Are you too forgiving?
hell no, i know when and how much is appropriate.
 
Where did you last sleep other than your house?
my momma’s house.
 
Have you ever been in a situation where you had to be around your ex every day?

yeah, but it was only for a few months. we worked together at rally’s until his ass got fired.

Would you cry if you found out you were pregnant? 

yes. outta happiness and fear. i would love to have a baby but i ain’t ready for all that right now.
 
Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you?
no. once a cheater, always a cheater. and once something gets tainted you can’t unspoil it.
 
What’s the problem with you and the last person you kissed?

the problem is he’s at work and i just got back from my job. and i gotta wait a few more hours to get my twerk on with him.
 
Is the last person you texted dating you?

naw, but she’s a good friend of mine.
 
Was the last person you texted a hottie?
yummy yum yum, gotta get me some! ctfu!
 
Are you one to just give up?
only when i tried all i can think of, and prayed.
 
Do you look people in the eyes when you talk to them?
yeah.
 
Do you know what it’s like to have to move on without wanting to?
we all do.
 
Who’s the last person you texted? Have ya’ll ever kissed? What was the conversation?
ashley is my friend. we ain’t never kissed, unless you count kissin each other’s asses (lmao, jk). we were talkin’ about this note she put up on fb yesterday.
 
Boys are always good with their words, am I right?
not necessarily.
 
What was your last thought before you fell asleep last night?
if these fuckin’ neighbors shake the ceiling one more muthafuckin’ time!
 
What are the chances of you getting high in the next 24 hours?
i ain’t gettin’ high. i’m above the influence.

i be pervin on ya moms, ya dads, ya brothas and sistas.
why? cuz i’m a cleveland freak !

i be pervin on ya moms, ya dads, ya brothas and sistas.

why? cuz i’m a cleveland freak !

ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS?

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dinosaurs. theyre the baddest motherfuckers around!

Hey, errebodeh, it’s Shamaiiiinnnnnne. I can’t answer the dayum phone right now…I’m twerkin’ to Lil’ Waaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyne. Leave a message, bitches!
—Shamaine’s new voicemail greeting. (No joke.)

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